Jokes Masti Sms

Boy: Kahan pr ho?
Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me
hun. Abhi driver mujhy club chhor de ga
us k bad Mall me shopping k liye jaun gi
tab tumhen call kerti hun.
Tum kahan pr ho?
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Boy :Jis Chingchi me tum agay bethi ho,
us k peechy me latka huwa hun
Tum rent mat dena me ny de diya hai